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OFFICIAL PROCLAMATION

Presidential Pardons

Satire. Not a real pardon, not a real seal, not a real presidential power. Just a thank-you list for people who tipped a beer and asked.

By the Power Vested in Me by Buy Me a Coffee, the Following Persons Are Hereby PARDONED.

Pardons issued: 0.

Buy a beer, write “pardon me” in your message, and your first name and last initial land here.

Buy me a beer · $5

NOVELTY · NOT A REAL PARDON. Want off this list? Use the corrections form.