Credits & sources
Press Secretary Match is satire. Every quote below links to the reporting it comes from.
Photos
All portraits are works of the U.S. federal government (White House / Office of the Press Secretary) and are in the public domain in the United States. Each was cropped and resized for the cards. No Getty, AP, or other wire-service photos are used.
Sean Spicer
Public domain. United States Government (@PressSec profile photo, 2017).
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Public domain. The White House (still from a White House press briefing video).
Kayleigh McEnany
Public domain. White House Office of the Press Secretary (official portrait, 2020).
Karoline Leavitt
Public domain. White House Office of the Press Secretary (official portrait, 2025).
Katie Zacharia
Public domain. The White House (still from the Oct. 13, 2026 briefing video; no official portrait yet).
The share image and the cartoon “Platonic Ideal Press Secretary” are original drawings and contain no real photos or likenesses.
Quotes & fact checks
- Sean Spicer:
This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period, both in person and around the globe.
(Jan. 21, 2017) - Sarah Huckabee Sanders:
…the rank and file of the FBI had lost confidence in Comey.
(May 10, 2017). The Mueller report says she called it a comment made “in the heat of the moment” that “was not founded on anything.” - Stephanie Grisham:
It's because, unlike my boss, I never wanted to stand at that podium and lie.
(Aug. 20, 2024). She never held a press briefing as press secretary. - Kayleigh McEnany:
I will never lie to you.
(May 1, 2020) - Karoline Leavitt:
Tariffs are a tax cut for the American people.
(Mar. 11, 2025). Rated False. - Katie Zacharia: asked where she passed the bar,
When I moved to China.
(Oct. 13, 2026). Judd Legum found no record that she was ever admitted to practice law in any state or D.C. - Press ban: CNN, MS NOW and Politico reporters denied access to the White House, Sept. 19, 2026.
- The Epstein files: official U.S. Department of Justice page.
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