Gold Gifts Match

Match each world leader or CEO to the gold gift they gave Trump. Every match prints a receipt of what, if anything, they got afterward.

Chances left: 10

Matched
0/6

THE GILDED OFFICE

1600 Pennsylvania Ave · Gift Desk

FROM

ITEM

DATE

WHAT THEY GOT AFTERWARD:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR GENEROSITY
NO RETURNS · NO RECEIPTS FILED

CONGRATULATIONS

You've earned a PRESIDENTIAL PARDON

NOVELTY EDITION · NOT VALID FOR ANY ACTUAL CRIME

Be it known that, having matched every gift to its giver,

TYPE YOUR NAME

is hereby forgiven for all offenses, past, present, and not yet thought of, effective upon receipt of a sufficiently shiny gift.

Scribble, Esq.

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39%

Your gift was insufficient. Tariffs on you have been raised to 39%.

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Covers the server and the AI doctor's bill. Want a pardon? Write “pardon me” in your message.