The White House Cognitive Assessment. Thirteen quick sections, about five minutes. No typing required.
This is satire, not a medical test. If you're taking it seriously, you may be qualified for a cabinet position.
Graded by an AI doctor. He's very generous.
Certificate of Super IntelligenceTM
Patient
30 / 30
Actual score: 0/30.
Not a real cognitive test. It can't tell you anything about your health. It can tell you you'd fit right in at Mar-a-Lago.
Doctors recommend one beer after a very hard test.
Covers the server and the AI doctor's bill. Want a pardon? Write “pardon me” in your message.