Credits & sources
WcA is satire and not a medical test. Every real-world fact it leans on — the MoCA itself, the "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV." interview, the penguin tariff, and the three quoted insults — is sourced below.
Art
All illustrations (animal cards, the intake form) are original SVG/canvas drawings for this game. The certificate briefly shows a hand-drawn rendering of the Seal of the President of the United States before it falls off the page; it's a redrawing, not a copy of official art, used satirically and not to imply government sponsorship of this site. The orientation question's press secretary photos are the same public-domain portraits used in Press Secretary Match; see that page for each one's source.
Sources
- The Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA): a real 30-point screening test
- "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV." — July 2020 Fox News interview
- 10% tariff on Heard and McDonald Islands (penguins and seals, no people)
- Kristi Noem and her dog Cricket
- "Fat pig" (Rosie O'Donnell), "face of a dog" (Gail Collins)
- "Horseface" (Stormy Daniels, 2018)
- The "TACO" trade (Trump Always Chickens Out)
- The national debt figure (ticking display)
The drawing grader
Section 3's drawing is graded by a vision model on Venice.ai. The drawing itself is never stored by this site; see the privacy policy.
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